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Home Remedies

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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy?

TV Features We Should Have

TV Features We Should Have

1. Ad Blocker. Are you tired of all the ads across the screen that distract you from what your watching?

God's driver:

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After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, ( and He doesn't travel light ) the limo driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says

Just a THOUGHT!!!

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Alright SERIOUSLY folks!!!! Who decided to call the person to go 'share your feelings with' a RAPIST???

Think I am lying? What is that psychiatrist you go talk to called, a THERAPIST!!!

BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR:

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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

Airsick on a plane!!!!

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> A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

The Druggist:

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the

ENJOY!!.....MUST READ TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs NEW YORK LAWYER

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Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ...Too bad...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.

Time out rfor a joke. . .

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(Thanks Kenneth!) CITI BANK TRUE STORY: Some people are really stupid!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service

A thoought about UFOs, an email. . .

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Subject: April 1948 --- Something to think about:
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens

single...engaged...married.

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SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs.

trying something...

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let's see if this works. I posted a WMV video. it's funny.

ok it's NOT working. I clicked on the add media icon for add video and also tried the icon for add media and NONE worked.

...and that's how the fight started...

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

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