Jenna Bush

Before any of you get on my case, she does seem like a nice person for one who's a stoner and the daughter of a stoner and a self professed trouble maker. She fessed up to that at least twice during her interview with Larry King that was broadcast this evening as if that somehow makes it acceptable - What a great example for our country's youth!

OK, so my beefs are really not that though, being irresponsible runs in the family, she can't help it. Here's my problem with Jenna - Look at her! What is UP with that tweezed yet horribly crooked eyebrow? And her eyebrows are dark, as are her hair roots, but her hair is blonde. I wasn't born yesterday and did not just fall of the turnip truck either. It spells P-H-O-N-E-Y. Oh yeah, she can't help that either, runs in the family. Her teeth were bleached white as can bee and filed so straight along the bottom of the top row and top of the bottom row that it didn't only not look at all like anything but some sort of cartoon, it also spelled P-H-O-N-E-Y in the BIGGEST Way once again! The entire package looks like something like a Hollywood model that over did it to the extreme.

The frosted eyeliner looks so 70's-ish that I literally got stomach pains each time she blinked (which was OFTEN, just as was her head tilt toward the camera almost every second or two - coached to the MAX to look "endearing". Ooooooh, how sweeeeet. Sorry, it was contrived and looked contrived and she's a little bitch IMHO. Some of us can spot 'em a mile away. No wonder they've kept her out of the lime light all this time!!!!!!!

But what I really want to know is exactly what kind of speed she is on! Larry is an awesome interviewer, perhaps the best of All Time. He gets a question in and Jenna starts answering before he finishes his last word of the question EVERY SINGLE TIME. Then she runs on on so fast it'd make the fastest sprint runner's head spin.

Sure she comes off as genuine but then so does her daddy and he's a load of crock (holding back to be kind to Jenna, she's young).

All the talk about her not sure about a date or a White House wedding has to be the biggest joke of all though. Does anyone really think for a split second that they won't make the biggest hoo-hah of that to try and cover for all of Bush's failures? If you think so, you're turnip truck is over there, brush yourself off and go run to catch up with it. Get on and don't look back. You're not wanted here in the land of reality.