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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he
can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know
me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of
my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ' No, I'm your son 's
teacher.'

Comments

As a father I really have ...

As a father I really have to feel sorry for that guy.

I mean don't you other Dads out there just Hate it when that happens?

LOL, I LOVE when that ...

LOL, I LOVE when that happens, lol!!!

HA, HA!!

HA, HA!!

ive read that one before. ...

ive read that one before. and i love it. lol.