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LOLOL, gross.... | MyPetPeeves.com

LOLOL, gross....

This one is for everyone who... 
 
a) has kids 
 
b) had kids 
 
c) was a kid
 
d) knows a kid 
 
e) is going to have kids. 
 
I guess that means all of us!! 
 
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS 
 
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this', and stuck out two of her fingers. 
 
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 
 
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' 
 
pretending to eat them. 
 
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. 
 
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?' 
She replied, 
 

'What happened to my booger?'

Comments

hahahahaha!!!!

hahahahaha!!!!

LOL! *gag* i could totally ...

LOL! *gag* i could totally see my nephew doing that.