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we have seen this list before but this one's a little different. LOL! | MyPetPeeves.com

we have seen this list before but this one's a little different. LOL!


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to

watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you

should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders

why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say

you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she

says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you

at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a

'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now

doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if

they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they

know it's true!!!

Comments

Haha, this is so true! I ...

Haha, this is so true! I swear, women are from a totally different galaxy. We speak in codes. Not sure why, but it's part of our genetics.

can't live with or without ...

can't live with or without us....SO TAKE OR LEAVE IT!!!!