Do your own surgery


1 - Victor Yazykov was alone in the middle of the ocean, half through a round-the-world yachting raceYacht when, in 1998, his elbow turned red, then yellow, then white.

Undeterred, he stripped near-naked in his cabin and set about draining the abscess himself, aided by a 13 step guide sent by email from a doctor on the other side of the world.

Having saved his arm, and possibly his life, he sailed on to Cape Town where he finished 10th.

2 - If you want something done right, do it yourself


Wow! This sounds like such ...

Wow! This sounds like such great news you're telling us Mad Vulcan.

So? Just what kind of surgery is it that you're considering doing on yourself?

Please let us know how it turns out, if you can. LOL!

I plan on surgically ...

I plan on surgically removing the stupid part of your brain.

Psycho much are we now? ...

Psycho much are we now? LOL!

You are YOU and I am NOT you.

When you say you are going to perform surgery on yourself that means on yourself.

Now either comprehend for a change or get off the drugs so that you can then comprehend.

Just don't get a joke do ...

Just don't get a joke do you TGIX.

there yall go again.

there yall go again.