More Phone Peeves.....

Why is that people who dial the wrong number assume that you know the correct number? No moron I don't have the phone to the local sex toy store and no I don't know how to reach Obama. We have this nifty thing a called a phone book and in it are thousands of phone numbers in it, try using that spunky.

If I say no one is in the office, then no one is. Asking for each employee name by name changes nothing, the office is still closed. Got it? Agghh no Mrs. Johnson is not in.

I have noticed lately that instead of writing phone number down that people will dial it on the line while you read it! Not a pleasant sound trust me!

I'm sorry that we had to place you on hold, the world doesn't revolve around you. GET OVER IT!


I have had people call me ...

I have had people call me on TWO occasions at work for the number of a business that is ACROSS the street from where I work!!!!! can u believe the NERVE!!!!! I gave it to! but ONLY because I can see the number from my window at my desk!!!

LOL It actually closed a ...

LOL It actually closed a few months ago!

So what is the number to ...

So what is the number to the local sex toy store?

Oh yeah..gotta love it!! ...

Oh yeah..gotta love it!! They dial the wrong number and then say, "Who is this??" My reply is always, "Who is this????!!"

Then they say, "Is this 999-9999?" and I say, "Um must have the wrong number.." Most people say, "Oh..okay..sorry" and hang up but yesterday I had this guy ask me to look up a number for him cos he was on his cell phone..

My reply, "Sorry..I'm not directory assistance..."

Here's one..

We have had our land line phone number for over three years now and STILL get calls from people looking for some Chandler guy.  When I tell them that there is no Chandler here..never has been..never will be..they say, "Well can you tell me when he might be available??" and "Could I please leave a message for him?"

Um like I said, "There is no Chandler here..never HAS been..and NEVER will be... oftentimes I'll hear, "Well can you tell me a number I might reach him at??"

Good GAWD!!

One time I said, "And Joey's not here either.."

 And the guy says, "No..I said Chandler.."

Good Lord!!