NY public toilets feature TVs, tuxedoed attendants

NEW YORK – What a relief! The free public restrooms operated by the Charmin toilet paper company in Times Square during the holidays are being rolled out for another year.

It's the third straight year for the 20 deluxe stalls.

The plush potties feature flat-screen televisions, attendants dressed in tuxedos and plenty of Charmin.

The loos are so luxurious that Charmin promises Times Square tourists will feel like kings sitting on their thrones before making their royal flushes.

The toilets are being inaugurated Monday with a ceremonial first flush by pop singer and Broadway star Joey Fatone (fuh-TOHN').

They'll be open every day through the end of the year except Christmas Day. For the first time they'll be open on New Year's Eve for the crowd watching the 2009 ball drop.

I HATE it when I get in the tub and go to lay back just to jump righ back into the upright postition because the sides of the tub are still cold!!! GRRRRRRRR!!! If I fill it first the water is too hot. I like to have the bottom completely covered, climb in and lie back while the hot water rises. AHHHHHH, just the thing to make me feel better (coming down with the flu). I was feeling soo miserable I forgot to put a towel between me and the tub. OOOOOO it was so cold! *shivvers*

Maybe one day I will be filthy rich and can afford a heated tub. They make seats in cars that heat up, why not a heated-tub also?

well, an OLD joke anyway!

this is so STUPID and NASTY….

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25011860/?GT1=43001

Why is it when the wind blows hard the water in the toilet moves???

BUT…it only does this at work, not at home AND my office is not in a trailer, it is a stick built  building.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23724200

Some say it’s good luck if a bird’s droppings hit you, but not if the bird is an airplane and the dropping is frozen human waste that crashes through your roof.

Marian Liknes was sitting in her Calgary, Canada, bedroom in the middle of a phone conversation when chunks of ice consisting of toilet water, antifreeze, disinfectant and human waste tore through her roof and landed on her bed in a pile of shingles, plywood, drywall and insulation, CBC News reported on Thursday.

The crash, which she said sounded like an explosion, left a foot-wide hole in the roof.

John Lee, a Transportation Safety Board manager, confirmed the waste came from an airplane lavatory and said that the release may have been caused by warm air triggering melting.

He said the plane would be tracked down to avoid future mishaps. "This is a one-in-a-million chance of something like this happening."

The gym I work out at provides towels for members, they also provide laundry baskets for members to use when they're done working out. The problem is that people leave them laying on the locker room benches, on the floor, hanging off the lockers, or on shower floors. I'm not a germophob, but I don't wanna have to move someone's nasty towel! How hard is it to drop the damn towel in the bin after your done with it? I also hate when someone uses equipment then doesn't clean the machine after use, there are like 100 spray bottles all over the place!

This gym also provides private showers, I hate when some member is trying to talk to me while I am in shower.  LEAVE ME ALONE I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!

If you have kids please, join a gym that has daycare, you can leave them there while you work out.  Having kids running around the joint while you have 200lbs benched over your head is a little distracting. Unless they're working out too keep the kids at home, PLEASE!

Finally, I know people wanna smell nice when they work out, but go light on perfume! I ran the treadmill yesterday next to this woman had so much perfume on that it was choking me.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2267456 4/

I KNOW I wouldn't want to go in a bathroom and HEAR this!!!

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1329217643/bctid1329232712

http://dvice.com/ar chives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php

Never, Never, NEVER Fart in a wet suit!

Ok so the  lady owner of our company comes in for mail and goes in the bathroom.. obviously THE CO-WORKER must have had intestinal issues once again because the owner only walked in there and came right back out and said, who sh** and can't even flush, thats just nasty…    I am at my desk cracking up as quietly as I can….she didn't even use it..got the mail and left..The best part is. co-worker is in there cleaning the bathroom right now..I LOVE IT…ya think perhaps she finally got emabarassed????      Maybe I won't have to see skid marks anymore..