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Watch your fancy corsets, g-strings, crotchless panties, and anything that is made by the hustler line…The Panty Bandit is loose and is after that kind of stuff!

What is even more sickening to this story is the fact that its a man that is stealing this kind of stuff!

Subject: Oh, to be 6 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What
a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like
being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant
my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.

Never, Never, NEVER Fart in a wet suit!