OH NO, It’s the Panty Bandit!
Watch your fancy corsets, g-strings, crotchless panties, and anything that is made by the hustler line…The Panty Bandit is loose and is after that kind of stuff!
What is even more sickening to this story is the fact that its a man that is stealing this kind of stuff!
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so true…
Subject: Oh, to be 6 againA man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday."I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What
a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like
being six again?"Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant
my dress size, you dumb ass!"The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.
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Warning for Scuba Divers…
Never, Never, NEVER Fart in a wet suit!
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OJ joke
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart attack and
dies. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are
on my list, I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer, and I don't The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over The devil smiled and said . . . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
him.
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got a few folks
here who weren't quite
as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but
you have to take their place.
the first room.
and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and
surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
think I could do that all day long."
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no
good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.
his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over
him
was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in
shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle
this."
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