http://sendables.jibjab.com/sendables/202809/2008_year_in_review #/teaser/202809

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/gBWo2pmW4S5i4HLs/UgNPjZgENouX vOfGYhdNaK9O

the second one is us, LOL!!!

Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

WILLMAR, Minn. – A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.

Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.

A phone message left at a home listing for a Scott Wagar was not immediately returned to The Associated Press.

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Vulcan, I am looking in YOUR direction!!!

Now THIS is TOO funny!!!

http://www.liveleak .com/view?i=6b0_1223647591&c=1

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26914730/?GT1=43001

just shoot me if I ever CARE about something like this…although I wouldn't mind the 100,000 bucks.

well, maybe not a 'good' laugh, I was ROFLMFAO, but AFTER this person left. Here's what happened -

A woman and her FIVE little kids come up to the cashiers stand. Now it was apparent that the term, 'Ghetto' was coined for them as soon as she opened her mouth and asked, 'I have this coupon for Kids eat free and I would like to use it.' 'No problem, ma'am, how old are you kids and will anyone else be joining you?'

'No, I am not going to eat, I just want the meals for my children.'

'Oh, I see. But ma'am, as you can see on your coupons, it clearly states the kids eat free WITH the purchase of one adult meal, so you are going to have to buy dinner to get the free meal.'

'Well, I told you, I am NOT going to eat, just h'ere to feed the kids is all. Can I speak to a manager?'

This is where I stepped in (I am still in training, but I am at the end and am 'running' the floor at this time.) 'Ma'am, can I help?'

'Yes, I TOLD your cashier that I am NOT going to eat and therefore should NOT have to PAY for my kids FREE meals. YOUR coupon doesn't say I have to buy ANYTHING first!.' (BTW, she is getting louder and louder.) I responded by showing her the coupon she had on the counter, WITH my pen to UNDERLINE what I was about to say, 'Ma'am, it plainly states right here that 'Kids eat free WITH purchase of an ADULT MEAL' (I was smiling since perhaps she misread the coupons language. It happens, I guess.)

Now she is REALLY getting louder, but 'luckily' the GM walks up and asks what he could do to help.

O-M-G!!! She REALLY let into him! I had her 'calming down' a little, but when HE walked up, a WHITE man (oh, did I forget to mention she is Black?), ALL she yelled was that IF she were White, she wouldn't be going through all the questions, but would be sitting with her kids whilst they ATE!

Now my GM is usually a calm man, so he stated, 'No, it isn't you color, your money is just as good as ANYONE'S money. But, we do not just GIVE food away, the coupon states VERY plainly what has to happen to get your kids that free meal, and that is you MUST pay for YOUR meal.'

'But I have already TOLD you, I am NOT going to EAT, YOU ARE JUST BEING STUPID AND RACIST!'

Now my GM answers back, 'First of all, while you are entitled to think what you want, IF you are going to act this way, perhaps it would be 'easier' if you did not dine with us today.' As he said this, she gathered her children and STORMED off, still yelling, 'I CAN pay, but I ain't paying to eat in THIS dirty, over priced worthless place, EVER!'

I truly feel bad for her children, they will probably grow up thinking and ACTING just like mommy!

But DESPITE the poor example she was giving her kids, I had a good laugh at the situation, in fact, I had a good laugh with the GM, the cashier, the OTHER manager (another Black man, who only came in at the very end), the other manager in training, and the closest station attendant (like a waitress/busser) that also witnessed this whole thing happening! I just LOVE managing restaurants, I ALWAYS meet the most interesting people!!!

Boy oh boy, people are the FUNNIEST of all animals, aren't they?

http://www.break.com/index/frisky-dog-loose-in-park.html

It is only 9:13, and I am already having one of those days.  Someone just sent this to me, and it made laugh.

http://www.y outube.com/watch?v=mUXI_csHTv4&feature=email

I don't even know how to title this picture!

   http://www.tom-phi llips.info/images/funny.military.htm

I saw a vehicle covered with bumper stickers. They were along the lines of "no war for oil". "How much blood must we shed for oil?". Basically, all anti-oil. You get the idea. In fact, they weren't just on the bumper-the vehicle was covered with them. So much so that you almost couldn't see what color it was.

The vehicle was an SUV!  I think it was a model that gets, like, 10 mpgs! lol  I don't whether to laugh or cry.

right click on it to see it! 

it's a little small but right click on it to see it…LOL!! I got it from that website in madmess' post!

Check out some of these translations!

http://engrish.com/

And I think only she will appreciate this interview on David Letterman!

http://www .youtube.com/watch?v=_9c3YhDLpmU&feature=related

The neighbors got a Wii and we were over for a BBQ. Of course they 'broke out' with the Wii so we all could play. I am so friggin sore now! It was SOOOOOO much fun and a workout. I am sore all over, not just my arm. Now if I can find one for my family. All we played were the games it came with and had a blast!!!!  

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=16c334f7-b5a1-4cf2-9a3c- cff4f0b7d484&playlist=videoByTag:tag:fox%20sports_baseball%20news:ns:MSNVide o_Top_Cat:mk:us:vs:0&from=MSNHP&tab=m861&GT1=42003

Has anyone posted this before?  If they have, I am sorry, but this video puts me in a good mood!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbW wruY

'What happened to my booger?'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asmfrzKN3XI

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DCmr4JnjEU&feature=related

Ok last night I made a huge mistake and returned a missed call from my daughter. It was her fathers phone. Well, the looser answered it. Of course he wouldn't give her the phone until he had his say.

He was complaining that the state took thier (his and wife #3's) stimulus check. *Tee Hee hahahahaha* I had to bite my toungue from laughing out loud. I asked what am I supposed to do about it. He wants me to give it back (I haven't received it) and to go tell the court that he doesn't need to pay the three years back child support he owes. *Ha ha ha ha*, I wonder if he is smoking crack! I tried to remind him he hasn't paid for about 3 years now, BUT all he is focused on is she is 18 and out of school so he shouldn't have to pay.

I can't wait to get his money! *walks away doing the happy dance and laughing hysterically*

nevermind, just click this link to read it…

 http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/funny ?fn=CHAWF&Funny_Pictures=Banned_From_K_Mart

sockmoose.com finally updated, and I HAVE to share this video she added. I think we have ALL had a day we wanted to do this!    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCGrlHBL3w 

blond_goes_to_work_after_many_years.wmv

Anyone under 30 probably wont get this.

I was coming home (to AZ) from L.A. and made a quick stop (in the middle of the night) at a rest area. I had to pee really bad. I left my car parked right next to the door, well I couldn't get the friggin door open. I was staring to freak out thinking someone was going to steal my car (I left it running) and I would be stuck until morning in the port-a-john. This was about 13 years ago, I didn't have a cell, they weren't that popular yet only the business people and farmers had them. Right before I was about to totally loose it I got the door to open. I wont do that ever again!!! (I'll prop the door open next time, tee hee! 

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty