to OPEN for my LAST DAY OF TRAINING!!!!  Not only is my training nearly over, but I get to go HOME!!!!! I ain't ashamed to say it, but I REALLY MISS MY WIFE!!!! I WON'T be available to y'all for a day or two (maybe three or four!!!!) so you guys (and gals) be nice to each other!!!

And don't expect that change from me, ohhh ohh oh oh, I just want someone, that I can talk to, I love you JUST the way you are!

LOL, I'll wager THIS guy ISN'T ,married!!! or if he WAS, he isn't any longer!

See what this is doing to me? I can already feel the darkness trying to move in from out of the depths of my soul! You know the BEST thing that happened to me was to marry Francesca! I swear, I would have been killed OR been thrown into prison had I not met her! I for certain would have permanently lost my smile and ability to laugh!

I don't want to go back to what I was turning into; a woman hating, bitter, unfeeling, shallow , bastard, plotting, conniving, LITTLE BOY! On that was even starting to listen to and UNDERSTANDING that OLD COUNTRY MUSIC! y'all know which I speak of, the one where the dog dies, the wife runs off with the best friend, the truck won't start, and mama is in jail AGAIN! Yep, picture that and ME, with the boots, hat and ALL!

Now picture that PLUS my collection of knives, the little ones you can hide ANYWHERE! 

Geesh, gonna have nightmares fer sure tonight! 

And THIS is LOVE!!!

tell me WHY?!?!?!?!?!

I'm calling on ALL peevers to help me out here!! Some people I know back home were planning a wedding, and then suddenly they bumped up his deployment date. So they are bumping up the wedding date. A local radio station is having a contest where they can win their wedding to be paid for by the station. So go vote for them!!! They're couple #1, and vote as much as you can/want!  Please help them out. If you REALLY want to support your troops here's a simple way to start!!!

http://www.magic93fm.com/default.asp

On this page, on the right side, there is a link that says "Wedding Contest", after you click there click on "click here to see the finalists" and vote away!!

Thanks peevers!! 

Over in in California there has been movement to legalize same sex marriages. And with it a move to place (once again) legalizing it (or not) on this November's ballot. Here are a few thoughts from MY mind and beliefs - 

While I personally am not against same sex 'marriages, we already have that, it is called 'Domestic Partnerships. All the same tax breaks and divorce rights without the title 'Married', but let us say this does pass, after all the main argument I have heard/read is that since the parties are consenting adults, what is the harm? I agree, if it isn't hurting me or isn't directly effecting ME, why should I  care? I won't, for the purposes of this 'argument' bring religion into it, just stick with the laws of the land and the opinions I have heard/read.

So, as consenting adults, two people of the same sex SHOULD be allowed to marry! After all, it is between adults, right? So, while we are at it, if someone has three or FORTY women that are all adults and all want to marry one man, that should also be allowed as well. It isn't hurting anyone else, right? What about two closely (brother and sister) decide they are really in love with each other, once they reach 18, they too should be allowed to marry, right? What about if the parents child, once that age of consent is reached, decides to marry their parent, it is between adults, right, no harm no foul, as the saying goes.

Now, let's take that a little further, since this country 'loves' to allow foreign cultures to 'dictate' what is right and not in this country, since some cultures allow the very young to marry, why not here? Pretty sure I saw a documentary about a young woman in Afghanistan that was married off at the ripe old age of 11 to a man old enough to be her great grand father, and she was just one of MANY wives! Should we start that practice here as well?

Where do we draw the line? I read somewhere that some of the Great Apes (Chimps, Baboons, Gorilla's etc) have the same capacity of love that humans do, what if someone fell in love with a Chimpanzee? Would they be allowed marriage rights if they could 'prove' the love went both ways? Where do we draw the line, and do we even have the right to DRAW that line?

As I said before, I won't bring religion into my argument, because, as you can read, I don't think I needed to. However, feel free to fire that first shot, just remember; I did not! I could have, perhaps I should have, but I did not.

What are YOUR thoughts? 

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/5-07-08?GT1=BUZZ1

she couldn't post, so I'm posting what she said for her…

"I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter, but for some reason, I can’t post my own rant.

Anyway…I wish you all a wonderful Easter. Enjoy your time with your family and friends!"

and ditto from me too!!

http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=9369&TrackingID=516311 &BannerID=544657&menuid=6&GT1=26000

so tell me about YOUR experiences!!  LOL!!!

I got it! I got it! I got it!!

I haven't named her yet. I was thinking that being Paul Bunyon had "Babe" the blue ox, I could possibly have "Babe" the Blue EquinOX?  Yes I know that was bad!!!! These photos have been edited to protect my company   

WOW - it's weird putting photos in here!!!

Mr. Braelyn Avery Johnson~ My beautiful Nephew!

5lbs 5oz ; 18" long ; 3/17/08 at 11:08pm

My nephew Braelyn Avery Johnson was born at 11:06 p.m. delivered by c-section, a full month early…5 lbs, 5 oz, and 18" long! Mama and baby are doing great!

The girl I worked with (the one I was being trained to take her job) had her baby this morning at 10:04 am, also delivered by c-section, a full week early, 8 lbs, 4 1/2 oz, 20" long!!

So I have 2 new babies to celebrate today!!! I will get a picture up as soon as possible of my nephew, I am going to the hospital tomorrow. I am so freaking excited!!!!!  YAY!!!!

Take care, all!

something they had only to ask ME!!!

I know I usually put up stuff for the single men, but THIS time I have YOU in mind!!!!

NOT with me, but with whomever you want to do that with…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23227651/?GT1=10856

LOL, well the title pretty much covers what I was going to say!

Oh, ever wonder that we 'celebrate' a Holiday that is ALSO has a 'massacre' attached to it? Not a long ago massacre, but a RECENT (like within the last 100 years, or was it the last 50 years?). Never see cards covering THAT event do you?

http://www.newsweek.com/id/110965?gt1=10856

for all you freaky people out there!!! 

I swear I can write a damn page on how concieted and retarded my husband's ex wife is. Yall all know the back ground, so no need for a refresher corse. I tried to call Jaxson last night. No answer…go figure. About 9:30 he calls back, we talk for about 30 min, until she wants to have a "word" with me. I will just list a few things from last nights 2 HOUR conversation.

–First she says," I heard it was your anniversary the other day, I never thought yall would last 6 years"

 I guess I forgot why it would be any concern of hers in the first place.

–"Has he ever cheated on you? He cheated on me all the time." Then the Bitch goes on to NAMING NAMES!!

No he has never cheated, and why would I care what he did before me? That was B-E-F-O-R-E me. I am glad he cheated on you, that was just one step closer to being with me. Neither one of us will or would want to throw each others past in the others face, there would never be a point to it.

–"He will never grow up. He acts the same way as when we were married."

Really? Cause I can't figure out how you know how he acts, seeing that you are STATES away from us, and he was a FUC*ING CHILD when you back headed him into marraige. "If you don't stay with me I'll get an abortion, but if you want to keep the baby, you will have to marry me." HE was a child when he married you, he was a MAN when he married me. HUGE DIFFERENCE!

–"When exactly did yall start dating, cause I have been trying to figure out for the longest time, if we were sleeping together at the time."

No bitch, you weren't sleeping together at the time, he couldn't leave my side. The only time we were not together was when we were sleeping……some times we were together then too, but who's counting? Even if he was sleeping with you, he, I suppose, knew who's **** was better…..cause he isn't with you anymore says ALOT! And why are you still trying to figure it out????? She is still STUCK on him!

There is a WHOLE lot more, but I am giving myself a headache. Why does she not realize that anything she says was NOT making me mad at Clint? That every oz of breath that she wasted telling me all this just made me despise HER! Just for her trying to start ****, but I really honestly think she thinks I was getting mad at HIM and not her! I am greatful for everything he did to her, and she to him, otherwise I would not have the PERFECT husband that I have now. He is just right for me, and never was good for her. She needs to get over herself before she trips and falls on her eago, because I deflated it pretty bad last night. 

With all that is going on around us, I wanted to share something with all of my family of peevers out there.  I hope that this can bring a little light to your darkness and realize that someone out there cares about how you feel and how you are doing today.  Please share this with your friends and family (and heck send it to an enemy, life is too short to worry about getting even or having vengence against someone!).

Have a great day everyone! 

Click here:   Inspiration

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.
Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Alright, I am changing THIS post, right in the middle of the oddness, let's see what happens . . .

Nope this is not the one doing this 'Twilight Zoneness'

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I got this link from a link that AK posted under my previous post and it got me thinking. I'll be a little NAUGHTY today and ask, whoever wants to answer, where's the weirdest/funniest/wildest place/places you OR someone you know has….you know!!

Now how am I supposed to MEET anyone?

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

I wish more weddings had first dances like this!

http://www.glumbert.com/m edia/weddingfirstdance

I didn't get to go to my mom's thanksgiving since we had Jaxson, which is ok, but we had to go to Clint's granny's which ALWAYS gives me something to complain about. Clint's aunt has an Autistic child..she doesn't watch him AT ALL. He was running out to the street, and if I wasn't out at my truck getting one of Addison's toys, lord knows what could have happened to him. She never even knew he was outside. I led him back into the house, and said "Teresa, Ethan was out in the road. Lucky thing I was outside to catch him." She looks at me like I just slapped her. "He doesn't go out side with out telling me." "Well then you must have known he was outside, next time I'll just let the car hit him……" She Thankfully didn't talk to me the rest of the night. I brought Ethan inside 2 more times…….

The same Aunt has a daughter who is a mean little cuss named Emma. She doesn't watch her either. She pushed down Clint's cousin's little girl, Camryn who is 2, outside on the concrete portch. I picked her up, told Darla (Camryn's mom) what happened. She told Teresa if her daughter does that again to ANY kids on this property, she will bust her ass. Teresa said"my daughter is well behaved, and doesn't do things like that. If you touch my child, I will bust your ass. We don't spank our kids" About 10 min later, Emma was crying, Darla was smiling, and Teresa never even noticed, because she doesn't soothe the kids when they cry either………She adopted BOTH of the kids, she should never have been allowed to. Clint spanked her 3 times, and that was for pushing OUR kids only!

My step mother in law, yet again. We were making our plates, so she held Addison for me. She was standing right next to me, grabbed macaroni and cheese and proceded to stick a piece of it into Addison's mouth. WTF?? I am RIGHT THERE!! I said, "DON'T GIVE HER THAT! wE DON'T FEED HER STUFF LIKE THAT!" It is Dairy! Babies are not supposed to have that until they are at least 9-12 months old! How the eff do I know if she is allergic or not yet, and her dumb ass shoves it in her mouth, it wasn't like I was no where to be found to ASK me if she could give it to her!!!

The funeral I went to. It sucked that my Brother in law Terrence lost his mother right before a holiday, hell it sucks that she dies at all… I am however glad that I was opened to a new experience. I have never been to a predominantly black church. I was very moved, and it seemed that the preacher had a different way to preach. I was surprised ALOT durring the celebration of life. Every other funeral I have been to I cried and so did every one else, this one everyone sang, danced, and was smiling! The only time anyone cried was at the end durring the viewing and when they wheel the casket down throught the church to put her in the hurse. I want to go that way, no crying and everyone smiling.

My uncle Freddie's new fiance, Norma. The first time I meet her, and she is telling my kids what to do, and telling me how to raise them. Hell you could have waited until the 2nd time I meet you for that. First impressions are a BITCH!

Norma invites my grandmother to the ballet. She says it is on the 8th of December. I just got done saying to everyone that Kaylie's 5th birthday party is on the 8th. So I reminded nana about Kaylie's party, and Norma says, "well her real birthday is on the 6th so she will just be missing the party" UH, HELLO!! That is the only thing the child cares about is her Hanah Montana Party!!! She is 5 for Goodness Sakes! Boy did this lady get off on the wrong foot with me…..even Kaylie told me not to invite Norma to her party, but that Uncle Freddie can come. Funny what kids see, huh.

 I am comming ot the conclusion that everyone else is stupid except for me, and maybe a few of you of course……….

 I asked the girls what they were thankful for, and that got me to thinking about what I was thankful for. I have learned so many new words from slappy's extended vocabulary, and I have yet to use them somewhere! Of course we have our politicos…shout out to Wally-Walter, and TGIX Ed-a-rouski. And our calm down moderator..Hi Nestle. And our giggle buckets…Dawn tha Diva and Conana..RAWR! Let's not forget our argue with anything peeps..AK and Mad Vulcan. Our opinionated, but not in a bad way, Mary and snowkat. I guess what I am trying to point out is you goobers are special to me, for VERY different reasons and I am Thankful for you all. Even though I didn't name every one, I am still thankful for all of you. I am VERY thankful for the peeve gods for starting the site that gives me somewhere to piss and moan about anything, and then meet so many cool new people.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

but I still don't like uglybitch.

Alright, it is now out in the open; I love prettygirl! The plan is tha we will marry, have eight or ten kids, she will stay at home keeping house whilst I go to my white collar job tha takes me all across the country. The house we wil live in will have a nice picket fence in a neighborhood where everyone knows everyone else and NOBODY locks their doors!

Every night when I get home, I will be greeted by my prettygirl and a martini. she will, of course, be in a perfectly clean dress, and dinner would be ready within minutes of me coming home- no matter WHAT time that is!

Ahhh yes, THAT is the fantasy world we would live in. Now, a few things have to happen first, I wouldhave to DIVORCE my current wife AND get soo high and drunk that my brain cells PUT me into this world. Then, prettygirl would have to do the same. . . oh wait, she is already mostly there, isn't she?

Now, where is that place, anyway?