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Too funny!!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in People Who Are..., OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love, OT: Jokes - on December 30th, 2008

WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
      

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
worst first date experience.  There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
 
 She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold…and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake
City, Utah
.  It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere!  Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
 
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let her go beside the road, or it would be in the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.  In the deep snow she
didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.  Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

 
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.  As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.  Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.  It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
 
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what
is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!  He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.  She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.  Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!  Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.  So, as she looked
the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
 
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants
down'.
 
'And you thought your first date was embarrassing' was Jay Leno's comment… 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
 
Oh, and how did the first date turn out?  He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show
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A woman scorned. . .

By: WalterTH3rd in In the News, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on December 12th, 2008

Woman burns ex-beau's clothes, damages top $100K

ANDERSON, Ind. – A woman set fire to her ex-boyfriend's clothing at a self-storage center and walked away, causing more than $100,000 in damages, police said. Officers arrested Donna J. Duell, 26, on suspicion of arson in connection with the fire Wednesday night at Community Storage Lockers on the north side of Anderson.

Duell at first denied any involvement but then admitted she took her ex-boyfriend's clothing to an empty storage unit, set it ablaze and walked away, Anderson Police Detective Randy Tracy said.

Duell told him the two were involved in a "bitter domestic dispute."

"The fire fully engulfed one entire building and damage estimates are over $100,000, not including the contents of the buildings," Tracy said.

Security codes indicated Duell had been the last person to storage center at 8:02 p.m., and she left nine minutes later. Firefighters received the first report of the blaze at 8:24 p.m.

Duell was released from the Madison County Jail after posting $20,000 bond Thursday.

A telephone listing for her could not be located Friday.

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Hmmm, interesting. . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in People Who Are..., OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, In the News, Hollywood Stars, Gossip, Entertainment, Music, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on October 18th, 2008

So, to all of you wishing this would happen and think YOU have a shot. . . Money mouth


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:) Alone time w/ hubby….

By: WADV in Parenting, Dating, Boyfriends - on September 19th, 2008

WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!! My hubby should be back around noon from out of town. He has been away for work. The kids will be in school, I am leaving early, and he doesn't have to go to thed office when he gets back. YEA!!!!! Alone time with him and no kids. Ahhhhhh!

Maybe I should be changing that to ahhhh, ooooo, ahhhh aaaaahhhhh Innocent

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we have seen this list before but this one’s a little different. LOL!

By: Dawn in Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Motherhood/Moms, Fatherhood/Dads - on September 18th, 2008


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to

watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you

should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders

why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say

you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she

says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you

at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a

'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F– YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now

doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if

they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they

know it's true!!!

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is this guy for real??

By: Dawn in In the News, Sex, Politics/Politicians, Parenting, Children, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on September 15th, 2008

http://www.livesteez.com/videos/watch/sTUg5Wi

has anyone else heard about this guy too??


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Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual

By: Perrier707 in People Who Are..., Sex, Gay, Lesbian, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on September 8th, 2008

OK, now I don't have anything against all you people who are gay,lesbian or bi, k? I just see a lot of those people showing a little, no screw that, a LOT of PDA. tone it down a ****in' level. seriously. i have a few gay friends and all but sometimes it just gets a little annoying. AND AGAIN, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU PEOPLE

if you post a comment saying something like "OMG we totally do not show PDA, you're mentally retarded


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Do teachers NEVER learn?Especially the OLDER ones!!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in In the News, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on July 3rd, 2008

alright, I realize at 17 one's hormones tend to blind you a little bit, but look at HER picture and DANG DUDE!!!!


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amazing what a parent will do IN FRONT of their kid when they’re mad

By: Dawn in In the News, Parenting, Children, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Motherhood/Moms - on June 27th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25404950

I can't even think of what to say about this BUTTHOLE except I REALLY HOPE they catch him!!! 


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dang, I must be gettin old, cuz these chicks are CRAZY!!

By: Dawn in People Who Are..., In the News, Sex, General, Parenting, Children, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Motherhood/Moms, Stupid - on June 19th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/25267735#25267735

WHY, WHY, WHY???? 


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This May Ruffle Your Feathers

By: rkinne01 in In the News, Sex, Gay, Lesbian, General, Politics/Politicians, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Religion, Fatherhood/Dads - on May 25th, 2008

I cannot believe Abstinence is taught in the schools today instead sex education. Abstinence is a complete and total failure, it didn't work in the past and won't now. I don't have a problem with teaching the kids that abstaining is the best option but sex ed should be taught as well. I find it amusing that its the baby Boomers who are preaching this failed policy, hypocrites.

I think that there is so much more mis-information than ever out there in regards to sex. Our kids need to be informed properly so that don't end up with a pregnancy or STD statistic. They should be taught how conception occurs and what steps can be taken to reduce exposure to diseases like AIDS or herpes. 

They should also be taught the proper use of condoms, contraception, and how there anatomy should used.  Pregnancy prevention products are useless if not used properly (condoms can rip if not used correctly and can be uncomfortable). 

Girls should be taught proper feminie hygenie, how to examine breasts for lumps, and checking the vaginal area for health concerns.  Boys should be taught to check for testicular cancer and other problems.

I know some of you are going to say that its the parents responsibility to explain "the birds and bees" to thier kids but the fact is that they're not doing it.  Today's parents are both working to put food on the table without enough time to have discussions about sex with the kids.

Did you know that 1 out every 4 women will raped at some point (not sure what it is for men)? Would your daughter or son know what to do if they were assaulted? I think this something that teens should be taught, what to do or not do if they a raped. Parents should have this discussion with their kids as well, especially girls.

Kids today think that oral sex is not sex at all and offers no risk, certian sexual positions won't lead to pregnancy, that "pulling out" in time gaurantees safe sex, etc… If there is no sex ed how will any of these myths be dispelled? I highly doubt any teen is going to ask mom and dad about them and if they will the parents have all the right answer?

In closing, I just think that the benefits of sex education far outweight the risks. Solely teaching abstinence is just folly and ineffective.

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Internet sites for friendship or dating

By: Elizabeth in People Who Are..., Boyfriends - on April 4th, 2008

Messaging someone on a friend or dating site, and being ignored by them. If they are not interested they should be polite enough instead of rude and tell you how they feel, instead of ignoring you.

Why can't people be curteous enough and just say they are not interested..?


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the saga continues…

By: Dawn in People Who Are..., Messy, In the News, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Stupid, Bathroom - on March 20th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23724200


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well, NOW we know.

By: Dawn in People Who Are..., Late, Messy, In the News, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Health, Stupid - on March 13th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23618592?GT1=43001

even GROSSER now that I DO know!!! 


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Once again . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Gossip, Sex, General, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love, Life - on March 7th, 2008

something they had only to ask ME!!!Blush


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LET’S GET IT ON!!!

By: Dawn in Sex, Entertainment, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love, Life - on February 19th, 2008

NOT with me, but with whomever you want to do that with…

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23227651/?GT1=10856


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just in time for Valentine’s Day!!!

By: Dawn in Shopping, OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Sex, General, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love - on February 13th, 2008

http://www.newsweek.com/id/110965?gt1=10856

for all you freaky people out there!!! 


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question…

By: conanabanana02 in People Who Are..., Late, Boyfriends, Life - on February 8th, 2008

ok, i wont use a "lets say…" i will just tell you what happened.

last night adam worked until 11 and went out immediatly with his friends. i knew he was going out and wouldnt be back until around 5am like usual whenever he goes out. my alarm goes off at 6:30 and hes not in bed with me. so i get a little worried. i didnt get a phone call, either. so i think maybe rather than waking me up he slept in the living room. i check. hes not there. ok, now im pissed. so i shower and get ready for work hoping he would call me during that time. no call still. by now its 7:12 and i head out the door for work. he calls to let me know hes on his way home. we get in a fight about how its too late and he should have called last night if he knew he wouldnt be home by the time i woke up. then he tries to turn it around on me saying that if i was THAT worried i would have called him in the morning. he says he didnt want to call and wake me up just to have me yell at him about waking me up. my thoughts are who cares. get me angry waking me up, at least i know what youre going to do so i dont get the suprise of you not being home when i wake up.

so basically my question is…should i have gotten so angry about him not calling me to let me know he was going to be THAT late? i knew he would be home around 5am or so that wouldnt have bothered me. but he knows my schedule and he should have known that i would wake up wondering why he wasnt home. his excuse for not calling me was that his cousin got so drunk he puked on himself so adam was taking care of him. ok, so call me during THAT time. i guess his cousin is the one who drove and needed to sober up a bit before he could drop him off.

now a new argument is how he can let his cousin drive SO drunk that he pukes on himself. if he knows his cousin has a habit of drinking heavily even though hes driving, why is he still letting him drive to the bars? i dont want his cousins dumb ass getting my boyfriend mammed of killed.

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Just ‘precious’ . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on January 23rd, 2008

I don't know how highly I think of these people . . . Undecided


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counter-clockwise

By: xntrik4certn in People Who Are..., Boyfriends - on December 30th, 2007

"Why ye be crawlin' in a circle fer, sonny?

   'Cause my auto-pilot is malfunctioning…..                                          (the citation stated "reckless crawling and attempting to walk while under the influence of unknown intoxicants"


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YA’LL, I’M SPEECHLESS YA’LL…

By: Dawn in In the News, Hollywood Stars, Sex, Parenting, Children, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Motherhood/Moms - on December 18th, 2007

http://tv.msn.com/tv/articl e.aspx?news=289216


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So much for that

By: AKsnowbunnie in People Who Are..., Dating, Boyfriends, Stupid - on November 26th, 2007

So the new boyfriend and I broke up. He was stuck on his ex that broke up with him over a year ago. I don't want to be with someone that would leave me for an ex. I think I'm going to be single for a while now. I had an offer for sex too, so if I ever feel the need I can take care of that with a friend!


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I REALLY don’t understand women!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love - on November 15th, 2007

Seriously ladies, IF you are married (or just dating, conanabana) someone for 10 YEARS, and you alreaedy know that that person had been married BEFORE meeting you, been in the service before meeting you, HAD A LIFE before meeting you, unless the past held some BODIES in it, would you KEEP asking and then being upset when you find out things were not quite so STORYBOOK?Frown

Look, I hace told her SEVERAL times since we've known each other that I know how to pick a lock, I know how to MAKE a key that works in EVERY lock! I NEVER kept that away from her! I also told her I am aware of how to make explosive devices and use the knives I collect. IT IS NO SECRET!!! However, like when I told her (and stopped) about my experiences with the cops down in LA (she just refused to believe any of it happened nor did she believe I ALWAYS get followed down there EVEN WHEN WE WERE FOLLOWED DOWN THERE!!! (He waswn't following us, he was just going this way! I made several street changes just to SHOW her and she STILL believes this police officer was ust coincidentally going exactly where we were driving, across THREE cities!!!!).'

Now, I have told her at the beginning of our relationship that what I did when I aquired that knowledge was in ANOTHER life, one that I do NOT like reliving. I tell her this atleast twice a year, and you know she says she asks so much because I MUST be making it all up, that HER husband would not know ANYTHING criminal AT ALL, EVER!

So ladies (and gents) tell me, WTF?!?!?!?! Should I continue to keep reliving an unpleasant part of my life at her whim, or should I just refuse to talk about it PERIOD (and take the chance of alienating her). Tel me ladies, is this something that would kill a relationship? Finding out your mate was not a 'clean' as you hoped? (BTW, I have NEVER been arrested, and I only learned how to pick locks when I needed a roof to sleep under but was NOT running home to mama (right after I separated from wife #1, things were REALLY rough for me back then, I honestly only remember parts of that time in black & white!). So, knowing that, is this a big deal tat I need to worry about? I love my wife more than my own self, but I don't think talking about a life BEFORE we met is the way to go, which is why I delve deep into HER past (which is probably cleaner than mine, considering she grew up in the Napa Valley on a Vineyard!)

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Use a CONDOM or STOP having SEX for crying out loud!!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in People Who Are..., In the News, Sex, General, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Health, Stupid - on November 13th, 2007

http://news.yah oo.com/s/ap/20071113/ap_on_he_me/std_rates


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My Update

By: AKsnowbunnie in People Who Are..., Late, Dating, Boyfriends, Love, Life - on October 9th, 2007

Ok, I made up mly mind and I'm not changing it for anyone or anything. I decided screw this guy in PA. First off, if he felt this way, he should have said something 3 years ago BEFORE I moved up here. I love Alaska, and I'm not leaving it for some guy I haven't seen in 3 years. It's not worth it. Even if I wasn't with this guy I met, I wouldn't leave here. I wanted to come here since I was 5 and I'm finally here, so why the heck would I leave? (that's thinking with my head and putting the heart aside)

Also - I met this AirForce guy, and after some thinking with my heart I decided that I'm not leaving him. After how I met him (which he and I both say was fate) there would be NO reason to leave him. Granted he and I haven't been together too long, I can see us being together for a LONG time. And after all I went through with the ex, there is no way I'm giving up gold.

So there's my final decision. Noone is changing my mind. I'm not leaving AK for some guy a thousand miles away. The only way I'm leaving AK is for the Air Force guy, and that's only if/when the time comes. Besides, he already promised me that if we get to that point and have to leave, he'll retire from the AF here. How can I go wrong there?

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I’m having a crummy day

By: AKsnowbunnie in People Who Are..., Late, Dating, Boyfriends, Love, Life - on October 8th, 2007

So I was pretty stressed out about the whole court **** I have to do for the ex… Well more for the DA then the ex, but it's from all the crack head stuff. So I called a friend last night to talk about things. He is a very good friend of mine, has been for years. Last night he tells me how he's in love with me, and has been for a long time. This all came as a shock to me, but if I would have opened my eyes I would have seen it coming.

So I have the new boyfriend, and now I have this guy wanting me to move back to PA for him. I just don't know what to do. I love being in Alaska. I left PA because I couldn't get a job back there, and I can up here. I have a killer job making good money and love the people I work with. How do I give that up? Should I give that up? Oh what to do what to do… I need a vacation. Time to start flipping a coin to figure out what I am to do!

By the way, if anyone happens to stumble across the book of answers, please send it to me.

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time for some FUN..

By: Dawn in Sex, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love, Life - on September 27th, 2007

this is a list, tell me what your best/worst ones are OR the ones that you've heard/used on someone!

link is under comments! (as if I had to tell you!) 


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I told you yesterday was bad!

By: AKsnowbunnie in People Who Are..., Dating, Boyfriends, Love, Life, Stupid - on September 5th, 2007

So Monday night my ex called. I really don’t want to talk to him anymore, ever. He just doesn’t seem to get it though. I get all anxious and pissed off after talking to him. It ruins my next few days. Sorry if I was in a bad mood yesterday. I did get drunk last night and feel a LITTLE bit better today - I’m just hungover, and not so angry.

So other then dealing with the ex I have an internet friend that used to live up here. Met him twice, he’s very quiet and doesn’t make much conversation. Online he can chat up a storm, but in real life he doesn’t say a word. So he left AK and is on a roadtrip to the east coast. I get an email from him talking about me saving up money so we could “take a dream vacation together” (exactly as he had it - underlined and all). Farther down in the email he says “I like talking with you” and “maybe I can buy you a ring in the future”.

WTF? First off, I am recently single. I am not looking for a man, or want another relationship. I wouldn’t mind some sex, but please, dream vacation, ring? WTF is this guy thinking. So I emailed and asked him if he was drunk when he wrote it, I know I would need to be! Then he starts giving me this crap about making him feel like **** and that it’s all my fault he feels this way. WTF man, I didn’t hold a FUKIN gun to your head and tell you to type. Man the fuk up and take responsibilty for you what ****in do. It’s not my fault you did anything, it’s your own damn fault. I sent him another email telling him all this, and telling him to man up to his actions. I believe I also mentioned something along the “stalker” lines too.

GRRRRR - it’s been a long week/month/year, and I can’t wait for it/them to be over. Maybe 2008 will be a good year….

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Update

By: AKsnowbunnie in Uncategorized, Boyfriends, Laws, Lawyers, Drugs, Abuse - on August 8th, 2007

Ok, so I went to the DA’s office and met with the guy from there that wants to indite (sp) my ex. He asks me what I saw, and never once questions the difference of what I tell him vs. what I told the cops. Was super nice to me the entire time too. Anywho, my ex is going to be charged, as I was told by his lawyers detective, and I will have to go back during the trial to say it all over again. Although I was told by the cop there that in his 8 years of working he went to 2 trials that really went to a trial after being approved by the Grand Jury to charge someone.

It was amusing in one part though…….. As I was talking to the DA before the hearing I said something along the lines of “I had been calling the cops, DEA, FBI, legislatures, etc for four months and they still did nothing - how scary is that” and the other witness said “If the stupid cops would have done something this **** would have never happened”….. all while a cop was sitting in the room. It’s good to know Karma had our side then.

Oh, and Karma having our side when the scumbag drug/hooker dealer that pulled the gun died in an accident while running from the cops. Go Karma, Go.

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people bothering me while i sleep

By: conanabanana01 in People Who Are..., Boyfriends - on July 11th, 2007

my boyfriend and i have our new, cozy, and comfy king bed. last night a friend of mine came over to see harry potter with my two “sister-in-laws” and one of their brother in laws. i didnt want to go, i had to work. sorry, but sleep is more important than a movie. i didnt hear them come in at around 2am or so, suprisingly, but i was awoken when my friend comes into my room and i can hear her saying something to herself under her breath(which she didnt stop doing until shortly after she lay down). then she crawls into the bed with me(i knew she was sleeping over, she would have an hour drive home at 2am, not cool) and she proceeds to toss and turn. she knows im a very light sleeper but shes shifting, moving, squirming, ahhhhh! just lay down and lay still! after that, i had the hardest time falling asleep. i didnt let her know i was awake, but it was annoying just the same. grrrr….i hate when people other than my boyfriend sleeps in the bed with me. it makes me uncomfortable.

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