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Too funny!!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in People Who Are..., OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love, OT: Jokes - on December 30th, 2008

WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
      

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
worst first date experience.  There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
 
 She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold…and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake
City, Utah
.  It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere!  Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
 
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let her go beside the road, or it would be in the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.  In the deep snow she
didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.  Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

 
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.  As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.  Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.  It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
 
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what
is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!  He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.  She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.  Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!  Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.  So, as she looked
the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
 
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants
down'.
 
'And you thought your first date was embarrassing' was Jay Leno's comment… 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
 
Oh, and how did the first date turn out?  He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show
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A woman scorned. . .

By: WalterTH3rd in In the News, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on December 12th, 2008

Woman burns ex-beau's clothes, damages top $100K

ANDERSON, Ind. – A woman set fire to her ex-boyfriend's clothing at a self-storage center and walked away, causing more than $100,000 in damages, police said. Officers arrested Donna J. Duell, 26, on suspicion of arson in connection with the fire Wednesday night at Community Storage Lockers on the north side of Anderson.

Duell at first denied any involvement but then admitted she took her ex-boyfriend's clothing to an empty storage unit, set it ablaze and walked away, Anderson Police Detective Randy Tracy said.

Duell told him the two were involved in a "bitter domestic dispute."

"The fire fully engulfed one entire building and damage estimates are over $100,000, not including the contents of the buildings," Tracy said.

Security codes indicated Duell had been the last person to storage center at 8:02 p.m., and she left nine minutes later. Firefighters received the first report of the blaze at 8:24 p.m.

Duell was released from the Madison County Jail after posting $20,000 bond Thursday.

A telephone listing for her could not be located Friday.

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Hmmm, interesting. . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in People Who Are..., OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, In the News, Hollywood Stars, Gossip, Entertainment, Music, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on October 18th, 2008

So, to all of you wishing this would happen and think YOU have a shot. . . Money mouth


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:) Alone time w/ hubby….

By: WADV in Parenting, Dating, Boyfriends - on September 19th, 2008

WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!! My hubby should be back around noon from out of town. He has been away for work. The kids will be in school, I am leaving early, and he doesn't have to go to thed office when he gets back. YEA!!!!! Alone time with him and no kids. Ahhhhhh!

Maybe I should be changing that to ahhhh, ooooo, ahhhh aaaaahhhhh Innocent

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we have seen this list before but this one’s a little different. LOL!

By: Dawn in Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Motherhood/Moms, Fatherhood/Dads - on September 18th, 2008


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to

watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you

should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders

why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say

you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she

says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you

at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a

'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F– YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now

doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if

they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they

know it's true!!!

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is this guy for real??

By: Dawn in In the News, Sex, Politics/Politicians, Parenting, Children, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on September 15th, 2008

http://www.livesteez.com/videos/watch/sTUg5Wi

has anyone else heard about this guy too??


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Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual

By: Perrier707 in People Who Are..., Sex, Gay, Lesbian, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on September 8th, 2008

OK, now I don't have anything against all you people who are gay,lesbian or bi, k? I just see a lot of those people showing a little, no screw that, a LOT of PDA. tone it down a ****in' level. seriously. i have a few gay friends and all but sometimes it just gets a little annoying. AND AGAIN, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU PEOPLE

if you post a comment saying something like "OMG we totally do not show PDA, you're mentally retarded


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yesterday

By: Dawn in Shopping, OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Gossip, Entertainment, Children, Dating, Food - on August 27th, 2008

it turned out to be pretty cool for a birthday.  haven't had a real good one in a while.  I had to work, but it was ok cuz my co-workers surprised me with a cake and ice cream!  when I got home, I had a couple of b-day cards, one from David's parents with 50 bucks in it and another from David and the kids with a $50 itunes gift card!  I already had a cake at home as well.  Later we went out to eat with the kids to Miyako, a hibachi restaurant!!  it was so cool and fun to watch the guy put on a show with the food.  the kids LOVED it and I hadn't been to one since I was a kid.  the food wasn't bad either.  it was a little pricey (116.00), but what the hell, it was a special occasion. 

along with all of this, David had an interview with Shell Motiva (a chemical plant) and they HIRED him.  he should start in Oct.!!!  so bye bye Fedex for him.  he was so happy and excited.  that's the job he wanted cuz he did his internship there.  I'd say all in all, it was a good day.  AND today I'm off from work so I get to chill today! maybe get my nails done and wash my truck.  Life can be good when you least expect it!

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This is SOOOO cute, makes you want to just HUG this kid!!!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in Driving / Traffic, OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, In the News, Dating, Life, Motherhood/Moms, Grandparents - on August 1st, 2008

Boy, 4, tries to drive to grandma's house, crashes 2 hours, 37 minutes ago

STANFORD, Ky. -

A preschooler put his little brother in a car, got it turned around and headed off to his grandmother's house. WKYT-TV reported the trip didn't go well, but no one got hurt.Laughing

Lincoln County Sheriff Curt Folger said the 4-year-old boy began his journey when his mother and her boyfriend were asleep on Saturday. He got the seat adjusted and the car started and turned around, but he ran through a fence and into some trees.Surprised

The sheriff said the boyfriend was arrested after he got to the car and made a threatening gesture toward either the boy or the deputy who was investigating. He was charged with menacing. The boys' mother was reported to child protective services.Furious

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Do teachers NEVER learn?Especially the OLDER ones!!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in In the News, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on July 3rd, 2008

alright, I realize at 17 one's hormones tend to blind you a little bit, but look at HER picture and DANG DUDE!!!!


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Once again, why did we need a STUDY!!!!

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, In the News, Dating, Health - on June 27th, 2008

'All' they had to do was to ask ANY teenager!!!!Glurps

Therefore, I ask now, what 'obvious' things can we all get some School or other agency to 'waste' money on us 'studying' this obviousness???

I will start; How about a study 'proving' that chicken soup is what cures the common cold? Since I have also heard that tequila and a blanket also cures it, how m,ujch money do you think we can get for THAT study?Cool

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amazing what a parent will do IN FRONT of their kid when they’re mad

By: Dawn in In the News, Parenting, Children, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Motherhood/Moms - on June 27th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25404950

I can't even think of what to say about this BUTTHOLE except I REALLY HOPE they catch him!!! 


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dang, I must be gettin old, cuz these chicks are CRAZY!!

By: Dawn in People Who Are..., In the News, Sex, General, Parenting, Children, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Motherhood/Moms, Stupid - on June 19th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/25267735#25267735

WHY, WHY, WHY???? 


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Here’s an ‘idea’ . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in In the News, Sex, General, Politics/Politicians, Dating, Laws, Love, Life - on May 29th, 2008

Over in in California there has been movement to legalize same sex marriages. And with it a move to place (once again) legalizing it (or not) on this November's ballot. Here are a few thoughts from MY mind and beliefs - 

While I personally am not against same sex 'marriages, we already have that, it is called 'Domestic Partnerships. All the same tax breaks and divorce rights without the title 'Married', but let us say this does pass, after all the main argument I have heard/read is that since the parties are consenting adults, what is the harm? I agree, if it isn't hurting me or isn't directly effecting ME, why should I  care? I won't, for the purposes of this 'argument' bring religion into it, just stick with the laws of the land and the opinions I have heard/read.

So, as consenting adults, two people of the same sex SHOULD be allowed to marry! After all, it is between adults, right? So, while we are at it, if someone has three or FORTY women that are all adults and all want to marry one man, that should also be allowed as well. It isn't hurting anyone else, right? What about two closely (brother and sister) decide they are really in love with each other, once they reach 18, they too should be allowed to marry, right? What about if the parents child, once that age of consent is reached, decides to marry their parent, it is between adults, right, no harm no foul, as the saying goes.

Now, let's take that a little further, since this country 'loves' to allow foreign cultures to 'dictate' what is right and not in this country, since some cultures allow the very young to marry, why not here? Pretty sure I saw a documentary about a young woman in Afghanistan that was married off at the ripe old age of 11 to a man old enough to be her great grand father, and she was just one of MANY wives! Should we start that practice here as well?

Where do we draw the line? I read somewhere that some of the Great Apes (Chimps, Baboons, Gorilla's etc) have the same capacity of love that humans do, what if someone fell in love with a Chimpanzee? Would they be allowed marriage rights if they could 'prove' the love went both ways? Where do we draw the line, and do we even have the right to DRAW that line?

As I said before, I won't bring religion into my argument, because, as you can read, I don't think I needed to. However, feel free to fire that first shot, just remember; I did not! I could have, perhaps I should have, but I did not.

What are YOUR thoughts? 

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This May Ruffle Your Feathers

By: rkinne01 in In the News, Sex, Gay, Lesbian, General, Politics/Politicians, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Religion, Fatherhood/Dads - on May 25th, 2008

I cannot believe Abstinence is taught in the schools today instead sex education. Abstinence is a complete and total failure, it didn't work in the past and won't now. I don't have a problem with teaching the kids that abstaining is the best option but sex ed should be taught as well. I find it amusing that its the baby Boomers who are preaching this failed policy, hypocrites.

I think that there is so much more mis-information than ever out there in regards to sex. Our kids need to be informed properly so that don't end up with a pregnancy or STD statistic. They should be taught how conception occurs and what steps can be taken to reduce exposure to diseases like AIDS or herpes. 

They should also be taught the proper use of condoms, contraception, and how there anatomy should used.  Pregnancy prevention products are useless if not used properly (condoms can rip if not used correctly and can be uncomfortable). 

Girls should be taught proper feminie hygenie, how to examine breasts for lumps, and checking the vaginal area for health concerns.  Boys should be taught to check for testicular cancer and other problems.

I know some of you are going to say that its the parents responsibility to explain "the birds and bees" to thier kids but the fact is that they're not doing it.  Today's parents are both working to put food on the table without enough time to have discussions about sex with the kids.

Did you know that 1 out every 4 women will raped at some point (not sure what it is for men)? Would your daughter or son know what to do if they were assaulted? I think this something that teens should be taught, what to do or not do if they a raped. Parents should have this discussion with their kids as well, especially girls.

Kids today think that oral sex is not sex at all and offers no risk, certian sexual positions won't lead to pregnancy, that "pulling out" in time gaurantees safe sex, etc… If there is no sex ed how will any of these myths be dispelled? I highly doubt any teen is going to ask mom and dad about them and if they will the parents have all the right answer?

In closing, I just think that the benefits of sex education far outweight the risks. Solely teaching abstinence is just folly and ineffective.

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the odd couple

By: Dawn in Uncategorized, Movies, Hollywood Stars, Entertainment, Music, Dating, Love, Life - on May 8th, 2008

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/5-07-08?GT1=BUZZ1

or am I the only one who thinks so??

she's what 38, 39 and he's 27, 28??

I'd have NEVER put these two together!

maybe they wanna be like Demi and Ashton, LOL!!


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Boys are dumb

By: AKsnowbunnie in People Who Are..., Messy, Dating, Stupid - on April 18th, 2008

So I broke up with my boyfriend today. He lied to me, and tried to get around answering the question at hand. My ex was a great liar, so I can catch a bad liar pretty easily. Plus, after being with my ex, I see the things he did to get lies to be truths. If I ask a question and it isn't answered, but the subject is changed and avoided and tried to be turned around like *I* am the bad person, then I know there's a lie hidden somewhere.

I don't date liars. So I'm back on the market… I'm better off alone then with a liar. Liars become controllers, and controllers become beaters. I will NOT put myself in that situation.

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Internet sites for friendship or dating

By: Elizabeth in People Who Are..., Boyfriends - on April 4th, 2008

Messaging someone on a friend or dating site, and being ignored by them. If they are not interested they should be polite enough instead of rude and tell you how they feel, instead of ignoring you.

Why can't people be curteous enough and just say they are not interested..?


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this article was too funny

By: Dawn in Sex, Entertainment, Dating, Love, Life, LOL PET PEEVES - on March 20th, 2008

http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=9369&TrackingID=516311 &BannerID=544657&menuid=6&GT1=26000

so tell me about YOUR experiences!!  LOL!!!


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the saga continues…

By: Dawn in People Who Are..., Messy, In the News, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Stupid, Bathroom - on March 20th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23724200


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well, NOW we know.

By: Dawn in People Who Are..., Late, Messy, In the News, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Health, Stupid - on March 13th, 2008

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23618592?GT1=43001

even GROSSER now that I DO know!!! 


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Once again . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Gossip, Sex, General, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love, Life - on March 7th, 2008

something they had only to ask ME!!!Blush


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LOL, alright you single ladies. . .

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, In the News, Entertainment, Music, Dating, Love - on February 28th, 2008

I know I usually put up stuff for the single men, but THIS time I have YOU in mind!!!!Wink


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LET’S GET IT ON!!!

By: Dawn in Sex, Entertainment, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love, Life - on February 19th, 2008

NOT with me, but with whomever you want to do that with…

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23227651/?GT1=10856


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Just for all you single and HOPING men out there . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, In the News, Gossip, Entertainment, Dating - on February 19th, 2008

 because I KNOW some of you were REALLY heart broken a few years ago!Wink


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just in time for Valentine’s Day!!!

By: Dawn in Shopping, OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Sex, General, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Love - on February 13th, 2008

http://www.newsweek.com/id/110965?gt1=10856

for all you freaky people out there!!! 


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question…

By: conanabanana02 in People Who Are..., Late, Boyfriends, Life - on February 8th, 2008

ok, i wont use a "lets say…" i will just tell you what happened.

last night adam worked until 11 and went out immediatly with his friends. i knew he was going out and wouldnt be back until around 5am like usual whenever he goes out. my alarm goes off at 6:30 and hes not in bed with me. so i get a little worried. i didnt get a phone call, either. so i think maybe rather than waking me up he slept in the living room. i check. hes not there. ok, now im pissed. so i shower and get ready for work hoping he would call me during that time. no call still. by now its 7:12 and i head out the door for work. he calls to let me know hes on his way home. we get in a fight about how its too late and he should have called last night if he knew he wouldnt be home by the time i woke up. then he tries to turn it around on me saying that if i was THAT worried i would have called him in the morning. he says he didnt want to call and wake me up just to have me yell at him about waking me up. my thoughts are who cares. get me angry waking me up, at least i know what youre going to do so i dont get the suprise of you not being home when i wake up.

so basically my question is…should i have gotten so angry about him not calling me to let me know he was going to be THAT late? i knew he would be home around 5am or so that wouldnt have bothered me. but he knows my schedule and he should have known that i would wake up wondering why he wasnt home. his excuse for not calling me was that his cousin got so drunk he puked on himself so adam was taking care of him. ok, so call me during THAT time. i guess his cousin is the one who drove and needed to sober up a bit before he could drop him off.

now a new argument is how he can let his cousin drive SO drunk that he pukes on himself. if he knows his cousin has a habit of drinking heavily even though hes driving, why is he still letting him drive to the bars? i dont want his cousins dumb ass getting my boyfriend mammed of killed.

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sigh. . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in People Who Are..., In the News, Parenting, Children, Dating, Laws, Motherhood/Moms, Stupid - on January 30th, 2008

GOWSH DANGIT this is SOO reprehensible it DEFIES logic! Dang it woman, IF this was 'such a great catch' he should have come HERE or PAID to bring EVERYONE over!!!!Furious And I'll wager she WON'T be a candidate for FORCEFUL neutering too, I 'spect!Guns 

And yet, I STILL can't ADOPT a child from THIS country! I am sure with a QUARTER of my below poverty income (for now) I could take BETTER care of and give MORE love than THIS woman!!! More than MOST of these kind of 'parents'.

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Just ‘precious’ . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, Dating, Boyfriends, Girlfriends - on January 23rd, 2008

I don't know how highly I think of these people . . . Undecided


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Hey LADIES . . .

By: WalterTH3rd in OT: Not Necessarily a Pet Peeve, In the News, Hollywood Stars, Gossip, Entertainment, Dating, Life - on January 17th, 2008

I am promising you the 'love' of a lifetime!Blush


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