remember "d*ck in the box"?  well one of the guys (Sat. night live) from that is in this video and this video is HIL-AR-IOUS!!!!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I5XXFqOUyA

I actually saw a clip on itunes and found the entire video for free on youtube!

So, to all of you wishing this would happen and think YOU have a shot. . .

bestpanhandler.wmv

this is supposedly from a guy in the French Quarter.  the scenery kinda looks like it could be, but it's funny.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331936&GT1=281 02

AND no CREDIT CARD REQUIRED!!??

WHAT THE…?? have any of you heard of this site?  just discovered it.

 http://www.spiralfrog.com/

it AIN'T playing right!!  It worked just fine yesterday and today when I get in the car and start playing it, it skips songs, doesn't play songs, the album artwork won't show!!every time I start a playlist, which is on shuffle as always, it MIGHT play the first song, then skip and play the 2nd song, maybe a third and then just go from song to song after that not playing it at all!!!  GRRR!!  I haven't dropped it OR downloaded ANY illegal stuff.  I only use music from my CD's and from itunes.

A new law will soon go into affect in Canada designed to curb piracy, a good thing right?  Not so fast!  This law gives customs the right to seize any electronic device that may contain any kind data on it. All a customs officer has to do is have even the slightest inkling that it may contain anything illegal. 

I can tell you from living right on the border that dealing with customs on either side of the border can already be a major hassle. If a customs officer takes a disliking to you he can make life difficult for you. They can literally tear your car apart and are not required to put it back together, if they rip up your seats looking for drugs they don't have to fix them. You could also be taken into custody, strip searched, cavity searched, or X-rayed. People have even handcuffed and guns in their faces.

So if you're planning on going to Canada anytime soon you may wanna leave the laptop, I-Pod, or Mixed Cd's/Dvd's at home. The real kicker here is that they can hold the items for as long as they like, even if its proven nothing illegal was found. 

I heard about all this on the radio I'll look for a printed article then post it here whan I can.  We go to Canada often but when this law takes effect we'll be going a lot less often.

******update******

http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2222788/international-piracy-plans-acta

Damn I missed some of the radio news, according to that link it is just not Canada, but the USA and other countries too! Well slap me and call me surprised at this one!

Oh well, not working!!! But look out, conana, this Mel Brooks is 'glamorizing' Hitler! Some people might not like that, Hitler being the epitome of 'EVIL' and all, nothing 'funny' about HIM or what he did, right!

I was at a Long's Drugs last night with my wife, she went in to pick up her prescriptions when I hear this LOUD (and deep) music. Still, uncaring, I just listened to what was playing as it got closer, the bass nearly shaking my windshield out of the car (still don't get how it is possible to sit in a car with music THAT loud!) when I started to 'recognize' the lyrics.

While I can't tell you WHO it was, I CAN tell you it was the most heinous GANGTA RAP I have heard since the 90s! The lyrics was all about killing and raping and etc. But what really caught my ears was how violent the rapper was towards the White Race and how he wanted a bullet for each and every last one of 'dem white _itches and hos'.

Alright, NOW I am intrigued, there aren't many Blacks where I live and even LESS gang related ones (mostly Mexican Gangs and their music, when they listen to rap, is NOT quite the style I was listening too.). So I easily turned to look. Know what I saw pulling into the lot?

A 2008 BMW (silver and gray) with five WHITE kids (no really, they looked about 17-20, but I am 'old' maybe they were in their 20s), all dressed fairly nice for that age group, no baggy pants on the boys, no hoodies, no NOTHING not 'normal' (well, to ME anyway, but again, I am 'old').

So, let me ask this 'simple' question - just how 'hard' were these kids? IF I decided I wanted to TAKE their car, would they have tried to stop me? Would they have even tried to TELL me not to take their car? Have they ever even seen the inside of a police car from the BACK seat? What, in their backgrounds, might have given them the slightest idea of what this rapper was talking about, and did they realize what they were listening was AGAINST them? 

I didn't mind the music, it had a good beat and melody, but the words I could have done without. But I was thinking, do people NOT listen to the LYRICS any more? OR, do people just get what they think is good and buy it without looking into what they are buying? Parents, do YOU know what this is all about? I remember (alright, now I am gonna sound old again) when I was their age, the music I listened to I KNEW WHAT THE WORDS SAID AND MEANT!) I heard, once, some Death Metal back then, but,even though I liked the music portion, I was NOT into listening to White Supremest lyrics so I NEVER bought the album! I took that out of my music collection. I did the same when I listened to the lyrics of a few rappers I liked the music to but didn't care for the lyrics. But I would NEVER play that music, with those lyrics in public at that (or any other) volume! It made no sense to me, does it to any of you? No really, I wanna know, perhaps I just don't get it!

BTW, I do the same with movies and TV, I also have been known to NOT watch ACTORS (and actresses) that I didn't care for if they tended towards movies I didn't care for, or said something in public I didn't agree with. But that is how I am.

Isn't this what the FCC and the congressional members overseeing this stupid stuff SUPPOSED to stop this? NO QUESTIONS ASKED?!?!

Sorry about all of you that have CRAPCAST!!!!

Hasn't she learned ANYTHING from watching Britney?

Alright, come clean, who still has some 8-tack tapes or the players for said tapes??? And which albums do you have? Me, Sam Cooke (Greatest Hits), A Star is Born soundtrack (the one w/ Streisand ), and the other I can't read as the cover was peeled off when I was a kid (probably by myself, because I was notorious for stuff like that).

Come on, I expect to be awed. Conan, I am sure you DON'T have an 8-track, but since you admitted to Mr. Roboto, perhaps you may. 

http:/ /news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080617/ap_en_ce/people_britney_spears

What kind of father would take money for taking care of his own daughter? Mr Spears is like all the rest of the people in Britney's life, he's a money grubbing louse! britney should buy herself an industrial sized can of Rid-X and start hosing people around her! Greedy jerk offs!

David Cook!! 

http://www.newsweek.com/id/136812?from=rss

ok, Am I the only one who can't STAND this chick??

I mean, just listen to her voice!  she sounds like a whiny, nasally, shreiking cartoon character, kind of along the amy winehouse lines except amy has got her own WEIRD voice!  and people are RAVING about her like she's all that!  they both have those kind of 60's sounding music, which is ok, if it wasn't for their voices, LOL!!!! 

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/5-07-08?GT1=BUZZ1

all of a sudden they started singing…

"love is like a bomb, baby, come and get it on,

living like a lover with a radar phone,

lookin like a tramp, like a video vamp, demolition woman can I be your man….!!!!!!!"

COME ON, you KNOW that you know the words too!!!!

they sang on dancing with the stars tonight (more like lip-synced) but whatever!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!  

MILEY CYRUS!!!!!

her and all this photo shoot CRAP going on about her and one particular photo where she's holding a sheet across her front but nothing on her back…BFD!!!  WHO CARES, we've been there and seen that with the likes of Lohan, Brit and Paris, right?  so what if she's 15!  and they wanna say that her parents didn't know that picture was included, YEAH, RIGHT….her DAD was in one of the other pics with her!!!  THEY KNEW, and prob did it for MORE publicity!   so now she's apologizing for it?   

like I said before, YEAH, RIGHT!!!!! 

http://www.nojazzfest.com/

all the crazies come out again, like a second Mardi Gras.  we have jazz fest this weekend and next weekend and I don't live near it, thank goodness, BUT it's gonna be crazy around here the next 2 weekends. And that's all that they talk about on the news.  I'd like to go BUT it's SO friggin expensive for tickets, not to mention the food, drinks and souvenirs once you get in!!!  Oh well I guess I'll stay in for the next 2 weeks!

Whats up with music artists putting "interludes" all through their cd's?  Janet Jackson is well known to do this and in my opinion it just slows down the flow of the whole album!  This is another reason why  people choose to download from the net rather than buying cd's.  RIAA cut the fat and give us the good stuff and maybe we'd buy again!

We need to get our Priorities Straight…..

http:// www.pcworld.com/article/id,143194-c,copyright/article.html#

This scares the hell outta me!  Have you ever made a mix tape or CD? Under this law you could be sued for thousands of dollars for making your own CD's. The law also allows law enforcement to seize your pc or other copying equipment even if someone else used it without your consent.

This is clearly legislation that is being pushed through by lobbists. With our rights to the media purchased stripped away we'll be forced into buying or seeing whatever the show they want you to see. I also feel this law is a waste of time since most piracy occurs outside our borders (Russia, China, India, etc). 

I know I usually put up stuff for the single men, but THIS time I have YOU in mind!!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23359218

Maybe he could borrow from Janet?

But hey, is it just me or does anyone else think that this should have been paid off WAY before now with all that money he made years ago?? 

Sheryl Crow's new CD Detours is pretty good (get it on I-Tunes and you'll get bounus tracks).  My favorite song is Love is Free, its about the aftermath of the New Orleans flood.  I love this woman, her political views often clash with mine, but her music is always good with fantastic song writing.  Yeah, yeah I know her music is "chick music" but still good.

GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!

It comes to theaters on Friday to Austin. They already have tickets on sale for $15 a person, for a freggin movie. It is mostly already sold out! This sucks, I couldn't find tickets for the actual concert, and now even the MOVIE is sold out! Are you freakin kiddin me?? I am the proud mother of 2 Hannah Fanatics, and the neighbor of another. I told the mom next door, that if I could get tickets, I would take her daughter with us. Now it seems that I won't be going…..I might just take the trip to see if their are scalpers for that as well! I wouldn't doubt it for a minute!

I know most of you have older kids, but have you heard anything on how long it will be showing?? I would imagine or HOPE that it stays in theaters for a while, since they will no doubt be raking in ALOT of money for the theater….

DAMN! I WANT 5 TICKETS!!!!! My girls would be so excited, and no doubt dressed in their Hannah Montana shirts, skirts, belts, boots, wigs, and hair extentions! Good LORD! Hannah is ruling their life(and my shopping bag)!

Hannah Montana caught using body double

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