'Don't leave you family holding the bag'

'Too much for your phone?'

'Health insurance too much, call us!'

'Your wife will LEAVE you if you aren't 'big enough'

'Were you or someone you know harmed or KILLED from this drug/disease/operation?'

'Is your credit bad?'

'Are your teeth white enough?'

'Is your home properly secured?'

'Where are your children?'

'Is your hearing going bad?'

STOP SCARING US, PLEASE!!!!!!

"…because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough…and doggone it people like me…!!!" 

LOLOL!!!  OMG hilarious!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28495674

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvgMIerTXl4

I am sooo tired of infomercials

The Sham towel guy can shove his headset up the Hercules hooks guys' chocolate whiz way, maybe that will shut them both up. Maybe when they're done they can violate that damn Verizon guy!

Susan Lucci's old ass can keep whatever over priced cream she's hocking this week.

Penis pills? The fact that these are sold on infomercials should tell you how reliable they are. Anyone who took basic biology should know that pills for "that certian part of the male body" don't work. Guys just learn to like what you have, stop wasting your money.

Is it just me or does it seem like there is a new ab machine every week? Get that $&@t outta here!!

ANOTHER onion chopper, AGHH! They just put a new desgin to an old product and call it new. 

All infomercials from Richard Simmons need to banned by law! The last thing I wanna see is a some 500lb woman sweating to the oldies, flying fat is not fun to watch. *rkinne shudders at the thought*

The worst part about these sales pitches is that they show the same 5 minute clip on loop for 30 to 60 minutes.  Please excuse me while I beat my head against the wall….ok that was much funner than watching Susan Lucci, Towel Guy, Or the Shouting guy!

All you infomercial producers can just bite me.

remember "d*ck in the box"?  well one of the guys (Sat. night live) from that is in this video and this video is HIL-AR-IOUS!!!!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I5XXFqOUyA

I actually saw a clip on itunes and found the entire video for free on youtube!

http://blogs.zdnet. com/storage/?p=365&tag=nl.e550

I never realized the hidden expense of Blu-Ray its not wonder it hasn't taken off.

Help me out here. We are all working harder and more hours to make less money while the economy continues to reel out of control. Meanwhile, back in the sporting world these ball players like manny ramirez is holding out for $24 million a year. That is, instead of $20 Million. Sometimes I wonder that all the sports guys and celebrities help to keep feeding the culture that "i can never make enough money" while the rest of us whither. What goes here?

Same thing with the autopresident of GM, Ford.. a couple of those guys made $13 million plus last year. For what? All they did was to continue the failed strategy that they have followed for years. They should give the money back? How do we stop this madness?

I just bought the Jeff Dunham Chirstmas Special, I don't normally like stand up comedy but this guy is great! Jeff is a ventriloquist with several puppets. My favorite was Achmed The Dead Terrorist, its a small skeleton with a long beard and a turbin. His funniest line is "Silence, i kill you!" (It's funny in context)"  

Buy it its a real gas!

Dear celebrities,

I have just spent the last 8 years listening to you rant about how much you hated Bush. Some even threatened to leave the country (but didn't). I know this is a free country but free speech just means you can say you hate the president without worrying that you'll be killed or thrown in jail for it. It does not mean force your veiws down my throat. We don't care what your political views are.

We have a new president. if you didn't vote for him, fine. Shut up about it. Talk amongst your friends and families about it. If you win an award, accept it graciously and keep your politics out of it. In fact, if you want to use your celebrity, how about setting an example? RESPECT THE OFFICE! I didn't vote for Obama but I will not badmouth him like you do. He is our leader and even if you didn't vote for him, others did. Respect their views, too.

Don't go on tv ranting about how much you hate someone. It has the opposite effect-I tune you out. Again, respect the office, please. Thank you.

Signed,

a fed-up fan

The last day to buy previously viewed DVDs will be 11/30.

*sniff, sniff, grabs a tissue*

The guys at work are telling a certain kind of joke, trying to one-up each other. I want to top them. Can you come up with some for me?

The format goes like this-"Did you hear so-and-so died?" then they say something funny about the funeral (yes, the people i work with are lame and morbid).

So far I have-"Did you hear that the guy who invented Viagara died? They couldn't close the casket". :…the guy who invented Trident died?" 3 out of 4 people came to the funeral. …"the guy who did the movie times died?"  he was buried at 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30 and 9:00. You get the idea. Help me out! thanks!

This show is getting soooo good! I wonder if Sukie and Bill will have little vampire babies. LOL

Anyway, who do you think is going to get 'glamored' or killed next week? I sure didn't like seeing Sukie covered in blood. I think the previews for next week keep getting more and more 'teaser'.

The bartender coming over the bar to attack at the end sure was crazy. I guess he will be in trouble for stealing all that money. When Bill told her Eric summoned them and can anytime, I thought Eric wanted Sukie for himself.

I think I am going to try and get ahold of the books and read them.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27337812/?GT1=43001

and the police are involved too!!!

Is it Godzilla? Pumpkinhead? The Alien from the Aliens franchise? Predator?

1. Victims are in a all out sprint, while the killer is walking at a snails pace, yet some how catches the victim everytime.

2. Female victims are almost always running in skimpy clothing.

3. The Killer is always the ugliest SOB and is never a good looking person.

4. A human is almost always helping or controlling a monster.

5. A man always sacrifices himself to save a woman.

6. The victim that escaped in the first movie is almost always killed in the sequel.

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head you got anymore?

What are some of your favorites?

Mine are:

Nightmare on Elm St: Freddy was scary as hell. I honestly think this franchise is better that Friday the 13th, hack -n- slash movies were played out, this series IMO freshened the whole genre. Micheal and Jason were lumbering brutes with no personality, Freddy is far more interesting.

Silence of the Lambs: Hanibal Lecter could talk you into killing yourself, he didn't need to lift a finger.

Pyscho: How many women thought twice about showering in a motel after seeing this?

Frankenstein: No blood and guts here just lots of tension.

Elvira Mistress of the Dark: Cheesy horror/comedy that always makes me laugh.

So, to all of you wishing this would happen and think YOU have a shot. . .

1. DVD's with Ads or trailers that you can'r forward through.  They are the ones that start right at the beginning, BAH!

2. DVD's that have no closed captioning.

3. DVD's that have odd cases that don't fit into our storage case. WTF is up with that?

4. Companies that put out multiple DVD versions of the same movie. How many bleeding versions of Blade Runner do we need?

does anyone know if those blu-ray dvd players also play regular dvd's or ONLY blu ray dvd's?  QVC's special value today is a blu ray dvd player for about 250.00 which isn't bad considering when they first came out they wanted over $1000.00 for one 2 years ago.  

Picked this show up on DVD recently and have to say how great it was. I will say this TV series is NOT about Jason Vorhes (sp?) but about 2 cousins who inherit an antique shop from thier evil Uncle Louis. What they don't know is that the antique shop was full of objects that have been cursed by the devil, they only discover this after they've sold off alot of the items. The cousins, along with Uncle Louis' friend Jack, are now determined to get back every cursed object they and Uncle Louis had sold.

This show ran for 3 seasons during the late 80's, the special effects are bit dated but the stories are surprisingly well written. The actors were all unknown but were excellent in thier rescpective roles, they didn't overact and weren't cheesy.

The DVD transfer is about what you'd expect from materials from that time, its lower resolutions that have been cleaned up a bit for DVD.

The audio is, again, what you would expect from the late 80's. It was clear and easy to understand but not outstanding, sounds fine on TV speakers but don't expect much from stereo speakers.

I was disappointed in the lack of special features with only TV Spots available. Here's hoping that if they release season 2 and 3, that they include more special features. I would like to see some commentary, actor interviews, behind the scenes features, etc.

Its a perfect Halloween show!

I cannot even stand to watch the TV news anymore. The most annoying thing is that you don't get anywhere near the whole story, you get a sloppy 20 second sound bite (at best). 

The reporters themselves have less personality than a puppet, leaving me to wonder who has thier arm up the the reporters…well never mind I'm sure thats not a visual you need. I'm sure this is due to the fact that everything is read off a teleprompter, but I digress.

Reporters could make a fortune off hosting Haunted House, cause I can assure you that some of them are scary when out of make up and without thier gallon of hair spray. I also think someone needs to tell these guys to lay off the botox, too many of these people have had so many treatments that Joan Rivers would be jealous.

I have a special message to all the male newcasters out there: Stop wearing the toupee's, we all can tell its fake. Really, come on now. I keep hoping a co-host will yank one off some jerk's hair piece someday.

Whats the deal with the cheesy graphics and logos they use? Take some of that money you make and buy something better. I could do better with Powerpoint. 

http://movies.msn.com/movies/memoriam-newman/?GT1=28101

http://jezebel.com/5055278/hoda-kotb-loves-a-good-fart-joke?auto play=true

bestpanhandler.wmv

this is supposedly from a guy in the French Quarter.  the scenery kinda looks like it could be, but it's funny.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331936&GT1=281 02

Psychopath test

 http://www.myspace.com/dawnwm

so you can "see" me a little better, lol!

I hate when at a video when there are new releases that people will rent multiple copies of the same video. I suspect that they are watching one whille copying the other, but maybe not. Rent one so someone else can enjoy the movie too, dip stick!

I also hate when someone will take a movie box and hide it so a friend can find it when they come in. For example, they'll hide Eragon behind Star Trek. I caught a lady doing this recently so I took what she hid and rented it myself, I didn't even really want the movie i just did it to irk her.

It also peeves me that people will rearrange the videos on the shelf so everything is out of order. Shut it down Bruno, rearrange your collection at home, leave this one alone!

I am not embrassed to admit we rented an adult video the other night, people looked at us like we were the neighborhood pariahs. You know what MIND YOUR OWN F'ing business, we're adults we will watch whatever we like even if you don't like it. So keep your speech on morality to yourself, when you stop doing the freaky deekie stuff in your bedroom then MAYBE you lecture us. I like to PO the bible thumpers by telling them that: Jesus Loves Porn! Hmmm wouldn't that make a good t-shirt?

here is my fortune…

"Life is not a struggle.

It's a wiggle."

lol, that made ME giggle…

I don't know about the rest of you, but I love all this new technology. I have my iPod Touch, my cell phone (which takes some crummy pictures, but still it takes them), and now two digital cameras. I went out and bought a cheaper one that way I don't lose or break or ANYTHING my good one (it's discontinued). So because of all these things, which I love, I have a huge mess in my purse. Why can't all companies use the normal USB size? I don't have much in my purse, but I do have all my cords I need for all my electronics that are with me at all times (I plug into work and home). This means a digital camera cord, a phone cord, an iPod cord, AND those crummy little ear buds that iPod gives you (seriously, they suck). I can't even fit them in my ear due to a konch piercing that I have. I will go get better headphones, but then that's going to take up more room!!!

Come on companies!!! Make ALL your products use a typical USB cord on both ends and make life easier!! Then I would only need one cord in my purse, and might not need the xanax in there!

I know I said I wouldn't be back until after Thanksgiving, but I just HAVE to get some **** off my chest!! After this post I'm going to go back to not coming here until then. But this site IS called pet peeves, and BOY OH BOY am I just aggravated.

Right now I'm wishing McCain never picked Palin, because now we have news people EVERYWHERE. Gretta Van Susteren is even up here. I hate that woman, and now she's in my city! Tourist season ended last week, but the number of people in town has NOT gone down as it normally does, all these reporters flew up here and took their place. GO AWAY REPORTERS!! You can report about Palin from the lower 48, you don't have to come up here and clog up my streets! Just yesterday I was driving home and I thought to myself "Damn, nobody knows how to drive, but it's not snowing yet" - and then after that I found out about all these reporters. They're making life HELL in terms of driving around town.

As for Obama, I'm SUPER pissed off at him right now. Why in Gods name did he send 30 "lawyers" (or as normal people would call them, investigators) to Alaska to dig up dirt on her? I don't want these people up here, and the only thing they're doing is pissing off the people that live up here! I have seen more and more people that weren't going to vote for McCain decide to vote for him based on Obama doing the smear campaign. And seriously O-man, GET SOME FACTS!! You see MOST of the people that live up here have personally gotten to know Sarah, have PERSONALLY spent time with her. You can't tell us a lie and think we'll believe it, we PERSONALLY know otherwise! 

It's pathetic. I guess it goes to show they really don't have a fight against her though, if they did they'd stop trying to attack her personal life. I guess when you're that good, people have no choice but to make up lies and call you a pig with lipstick (by the way, thanks for giving us up here something to laugh about, we really do love that one!).

I can't wait for this election to be over. I can't wait for these F'ing reporters to go back to the lower 48. I'm going to go piss Gretta off tonight, I'm going to go stand behind the camera guy and everytime she talks I'm going to just yell at her. Nothing rude either, just be loud enough to piss her off. She had on her heavy down winter coat too!! Us locals are still wearing T-shirts out, and she's got on a winter coat!!!

GO HOME REPORTERS!!!! We finally got rid of the tourists, we don't have long until the snow starts to fall, so PLEASE give us our few weeks of easy driving on the roads!! If ya'll don't leave soon, I'm filling my vehicle with drunk natives and paying them to do what it takes to make you leave!!

OK thanks guys!! I'll stop by later before I leave work. But after today I'm done coming here again. I stopped by today to say hi and get that stuff off my chest, and I see it's exactly how I predicted, too much political BS for me to stay around.